Non ti prometto niente is the theatrical show by Il Matricomio, on stage in spring 2026 with three dates in Milan, Rome and Naples.
A contemporary comedy that portrays relationships for what they truly are: ironic, fragile, imperfect, deeply human.
On stage, Jack Alvino and Valentina Aurino, creators and performers of the Il Matricomio project, give voice to a relationship made up of sharp dialogues, everyday confrontations and truths that often remain unspoken.
Their writing and performances lay bare dynamics that are easy to relate to, balancing lightness and depth with rhythm and intelligence.
Non ti prometto niente is a bold, direct comedy that does not idealize love, but observes it in its most authentic form.
A show that makes you smile and reflect, speaking to anyone who has experienced a relationship and knows how love and conflict can coexist within the same story.
- April 27, 2026 – Milan
- April 29, 2026 – Rome
- May 3, 2026 – Naples
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